Things that girls say, that guys misunderstand!

Fine: This is the word girls use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine..

Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by guys. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a girls can make to a guys. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks: A girl is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

Whatever: Is a girls way of saying F@#K  YOU!

Don’t worry about it, I’ll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a girl  has told a guy to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a guy asking ‘What’s wrong?’
For the girls response refer to # 3.

Things that Guys say, that Girls misunderstand!

“It’s a guy thing.”
Really means: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”

“Can I help with dinner?”
Really means: “Why isn’t it already on the table?”

“Uh-huh.” “Sure, honey.” “Yes, dear.”
Really means: Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.

“It would take too long to explain.”
Really means: “I have no idea how it works.”

“We’re going to be late.”
Really means: “Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac.”

“Take a break, honey, you’re working too hard.”
Really means: “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.”

“That’s interesting, dear.”
Really means: “Are you still talking?”

“You look terrific.”
Really means: “Please don’t try on one more outfit. I’m starving.”

“I’m not lost. I know exactly where we are.”
Really means: “No one will ever see us alive again.”

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