Things that girls say, that guys misunderstand!
Fine: This is the word girls use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine..
Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by guys. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a girls can make to a guys. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks: A girl is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).
Whatever: Is a girls way of saying F@#K YOU!
Don’t worry about it, I’ll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a girl has told a guy to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a guy asking ‘What’s wrong?’
For the girls response refer to # 3.
Things that Guys say, that Girls misunderstand!
“It’s a guy thing.”
Really means: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”
“Can I help with dinner?”
Really means: “Why isn’t it already on the table?”
“Uh-huh.” “Sure, honey.” “Yes, dear.”
Really means: Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.
“It would take too long to explain.”
Really means: “I have no idea how it works.”
“We’re going to be late.”
Really means: “Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac.”
“Take a break, honey, you’re working too hard.”
Really means: “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.”
“That’s interesting, dear.”
Really means: “Are you still talking?”
“You look terrific.”
Really means: “Please don’t try on one more outfit. I’m starving.”
“I’m not lost. I know exactly where we are.”
Really means: “No one will ever see us alive again.”
hmjane
Jan 09, 2012 @ 11:20:47
This just made my day! So true!
konica
Jan 09, 2012 @ 18:12:31
thank you and do visit again!!
ayoungfoodie
Jan 11, 2012 @ 12:46:25
This is sooo true! I love this! Lol, I’ve learnt so much just by reading a couple of posts! We are theme buddies! Thanks for visiting mine by the way x
socialsistersblog
Jan 12, 2012 @ 02:04:01
Haha I agree! Soo true! ‘Like’ 🙂